O Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast Your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

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26 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:42.362 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant.

- Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the town of Sudbury...

- To commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area, who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British.

- So from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!

- Oh, and, Jenkins, apparently, your mother died this morning.

- O Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast Your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

- Oh, please don't lightly poach us or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat.

- And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, in a Rotissomat.

- All right, settle down, settle down.

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