- There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach.
- Or in Hal David.

5 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:08:02.685 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Like Nietzsche.

- Does Nietzsche begin with an 'S'?

- There's an 'S' in Nietzsche.

- Oh, well, yes, there is.

- Do all philosophers have an 'S' in them?

- Yeah. I think most of them do.

- Oh. Does that mean Salena Jones is a philosopher?

- Yeah! Right! She could be. She sings about the meaning of life.

- Yeah. That's right, but I don't think she writes her own material.

- No.

- Oh, maybe Schopenhauer writes her material.

- No. Burt Bacharach writes it.

- There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach.

- Or in Hal David.

- Who's Hal David?

- He writes the lyrics. Burt just writes the tunes. Only now, he's married to Carole Bayer Sager.

- Waiter? This conversation isn't very good.

- Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

- We do have one today that's not on the menu. It's sort of a specialty of the house, you know? 'Live organ transplants.'

- Live organ transplants? What's that?

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