Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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51 Like Nietzsche. -Does Nietzsche begin with an 'S'? -There's an 'S' in Nietzsche. -Oh, well, yes, there is.

— (Michael Palin)

52 Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices? -Yes, sir.

— (John Cleese)

53 Now look, we're just asking you if you've got this man's leg. -A wooden leg? -No, no, a proper leg. He was fast asleep, and someone or something came in and removed it. -Without waking him up? -Yes. -I don't believe you.

— (John Cleese)

54 One day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy and bring peace and contentment, everywhere you go.' So I became a waiter.

— (Eric Idle)

55 Silence! I have come for you. -You mean to...? -Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.

— (John Cleese)

56 Still something missing, though. -Hmm? Hmm. -Patient. -Patient, yes. -Where's the patient? -Anyone seen the patient? -Patient!

— (Graham Chapman), (John Cleese)

57 You shouldn't have said that, sir. You've hurt his feelings, now.

— (Michael Palin)

58 It's a birth. -And what sort of thing is that? -Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. -Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

59 Because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

— (Michael Palin)

60 Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care

— (Terry Jones)

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