- Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?
- Yes, sir.

— (John Cleese)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:28.385 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Could we have a window open, please, sir?

- Yes. Harris, will you?

- And, of course, to cause the man's penis to erect, and harden.

- Now, did I do vaginal juices last week?

- Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth! I know it's Friday. Watching the football, are you? Boy, move over there. I'm warning you.

- I may decide to set an exam this term.

- Oh, sir!

- So just listen.

- Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?

- Yes, sir.

- Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

- Rubbing the clitoris, sir?

- What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

- Suck the nipple, sir?

- Good, good. Well done, Wymer.

[...]

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