I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass. Come here.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:36.169 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You feeling' different again, huh?
- It's like I don't fit in. It's like I don't belong here.
- It's your birthday, and it's time you knew. Navin, you're not our natural-born child.
- I'm not?
- You were left on our doorstep. But we raised you like you were one of us.
- You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
- I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass. Come here.
- I wrapped your sandwich in cellophane, just like you like it.
- You wanna come in and sing some blues?
- No, thanks. There's something' about those songs, they depress me.
- That's it, darling'. You're getting' the rhythm, see?
[...]