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8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:32:52.189 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Frosty, I am just no good at this.

- Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.

- No, I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in $15.

- You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

- Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

- Get your weight guessed right here. Only $1. Actual live weight guessing. Take a chance and win some crap. Step right up.

- Ladies and gentlemen, I draw your attention now to the left side of our midway, presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein doing her special ride through the Flaming Wall of Death.

- Wanna guess my weight, greenie?

- I saw you last night. You were great.

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