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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- Do you know what I'd like to do?
- What?
- Guess your weight.

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6 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:50.415 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(PATTY BURPING)

- You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live.

- Just looking around here, I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person.

- What do I do with this? Oh, you keep it there.

- Where's your garbage?

- Do you know what I'd like to do?

- What?

- Guess your weight.

- Hey, that would be interesting for me. No one has tried to guess my weight. You see, I guess their weights. It'd be sort...

- Put your arms up.

- This will give me a whole different perspective on this.

- Hey, you're really trying to be accurate.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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