Billy, I can't take you anywhere anymore!
3 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:37.642 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Woo-woo!
- Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says 'Bullshit' on it?
- No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.
- We got off the roundup and he said he wanted to go on the trains. There he is. Billy!
- Billy, come on off that train!
- Pull that lever! Pull the lever!
- Here, hold that. And these. And take my keys. And hold my wallet. Okay.
- Billy, I can't take you anywhere anymore!
- There's a little screwdriver there. Just put it in, turn it one-quarter.
- We're going into the tunnel. Don't stand up because the clearance is only four foot...
- Oh, no!
- I'm okay. I was protected by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap.
- Thanks for pulling my cap down.
[...]