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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- Are you trying to ask me for a date?
- Well...
- Once for no, twice for yes.

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9 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:38.978 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, he's not my child. I'm just babysitting for a friend.

- Oh! Would it be too much if I asked for a kiss?

- No.

- He's a real little dickens.

- Oh, Miss? I was just standing here right now and I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tomorrow... that maybe you might wanna go out or...

- What?

- I thought maybe you might wanna go out with me.

- Are you trying to ask me for a date?

- Well...

- Once for no, twice for yes.

- Okay. Um, you're so cute.

- How about 3:30 tomorrow at the roundup?

- Okay.

- Do you have any boyfriends?

- Not really.

- Are they crazy?

- If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.

- Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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