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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

I picked out this thermos for you.

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3 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:30:10.779 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- How did you find me?

- I don't know. This is the first place we looked.

- We're taking' you home and you're gonna live with us.

- Turns out, Dad's a financial genius.

- All I did was take the money you sent home, and embarked on a periodic investment, in a no-load mutual fund.

- He leveraged his ass deep into soy beans and cocoa futures.

- Right on!

- I picked out this thermos for you.

- I'd kiss you, but I'm so dirty.

- Dirt doesn't bother me. But the smell does. Oh, Navin.

- Son, you'd better get in the back with the dog until we can get you hosed down.

- I love you, Navin.

- I love you, too.

- Somebody open a window!

- Open all the windows.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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