The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 13

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

121 And a very good student, too. Adios, senora. -Adios.

122 And as for you, kewpie doll...

123 And don't walk away with it. -I won't.

124 And fill out this deposit slip right there. -All right. The endorsing and filling out of the deposit slip.

125 And how I always wanted a large 24-seat dining table? In a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

126 And how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers? And a party room with fancy friends?

127 And I cooked you up your favorite meal. Tuna fish salad on white bread with mayonnaise a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies. Here, darling'.

128 And I don't need one other thing. Except my dog... Well, I don't need my dog.

129 And I don't need you! I don't need anything! Except this. This ashtray. The only thing I need is this!

130 And I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. -I will, Ma. I know it's out there.

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