The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

131 And I'm glad because there's something I wanna say that's always been very difficult, for me to say.

132 And I'm gonna bounce back! And when I do, I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

133 And now, Music Throughout the Night. Music in a mellow mood.

134 And remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?

135 And remember how I used to chitchat with Dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam? And an office with orange and white stripes?

136 And remember how much I wanted a big back yard with Grecian statues, S-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that, too.

137 And remember how much I wanted an all-red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?

138 And remember, the Lord loves a working' man. -Lord loves a working' man.

139 And that concludes this Sunday Night Gospel Hour live from the Four Square Gospel Church at the Divine Salvation in St. Louis, Missouri. The Rev. Williard Willman, Pastor.

140 And that's what's gonna happen to you if I ever catch you looking at another broad. -I'm glad you told me.

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