The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

141 And the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother. And that seemed just like a day.

142 And this is the first time I'm leaving you alone on a Sunday.

143 And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely? A rear-end thermometer, too.

144 And you know, you flash this kind of wad in front of some people, they'll kill you for it. So we got to have a credit card.

145 Another check! -Just as I thought. Look at that. Nearly three quarters of a million dollars.

146 Are you a model? -No. I'm a cosmetologist.

147 Are you trying to ask me for a date? -Well... -Once for no, twice for yes.

148 As for you, farm boy, we're married!

149 Bastard. Random son of a _. Typical run-of-the-mill bastard.

150 Believe me, I'm not mad at you. What's the matter with you? What did I lose? A couple of tires?

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