The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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261 How much do you want?

262 How much is it for? -250 big ones. 250 dollarinies. That's 250 doughnuts.

263 Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.

264 Huh? My story? Okay.

265 Hurry up, son, time's a-wasting'.

266 I award to Mr. Reiner and the other 9987652 plaintiffs the full amount of the suit. Court is adjourned!

267 I brought you a Twinkie. -I'm not hungry right now.

268 I called them the night you left.

269 I can fix those shocks.

270 I can't do anything right.

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