The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

271 I didn't get the job.

272 I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the 'Date of Birth.'

273 I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray! And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game. And that's all I need! And this remote control.

274 I don't want wealth! I just want you like you used to be. What happened to that man?

275 I drew you this picture. Here. -Thank you.

276 I got all this stuff from the old Cup O' Pizza place before they tore it down.

277 I got it. Just send a police car over.

278 I got some change upstairs. We'll get some potato chips and there's some beer up there. We'll make it a less formal thing.

279 I got you a present. -Gee, Elvira. -I made it myself.

280 I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it.

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