The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

301 I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work.

302 I took his advice and got a job with SJM Fiesta Shows as a weight guesser.

303 I want you to have my Zippo. -Gee, Dad, you had this since the war. Thanks.

304 I was back there thinking, 'What causes glasses to slip on and off?' And it's because when you take them on and off, you're always putting pressure on the frames like this. It causes 'em to spread.

305 I was just telling these guys.

306 I was so glad to be going home. I remembered the days when I sang and danced with my family on the porch of the old house.

307 I wonder if he's doing' all right.

308 I wrapped your sandwich in cellophane, just like you like it.

309 I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.

310 I'd kiss you, but I'm so dirty. -Dirt doesn't bother me. But the smell does. Oh, Navin.

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