The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

311 I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's _. Come here.

312 I'll tell you what, if I can develop this gizmo, I'll split it with you fifty-fifty. -Okay.

313 I'm back. Only, it's worst than I thought. They're not only sticking us for gas, but they're grabbing tires and everything. They're really socking it to us.

314 I'm going to the john. Don't forget to check those tires.

315 I'm gonna get in touch with that Reiner guy.

316 I'm hitchhiking'. -How far you going'? -St. Louis. How far are you going'? -To the end of this fence. -Okay.

317 I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!

318 I'm Navin Johnson. What's your name, sir? -Here we are. -Okay.

319 I'm okay. I was protected by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap.

320 I'm picking out a thermos for you, and maybe a barometer, too.

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