The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 33

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

321 I'm sorry I spoiled the party, Mom. -Aw, you didn't spoil the party.

322 I've heard about dogs like you. You're gonna be famous. You're gonna get your picture taken, and they'll put it in the paper.

323 I've heard of him.

324 If anything should happen to this station, this woman would leave me like a...

325 If that's okay with you. Just don't say anything... You've made me very happy.

326 If this gash doesn't get her buns out of here, I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!

327 If your initial investment is a half a million dollars, and your apartments are up in March, you should have X amount of dollars rolling in by the end of this year.

328 Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional.

329 In other words, there would be no more, uh... Do you know what I'm talking' about? -Yes, sir. No more...

330 Inventor of the Opti-Grab?

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