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The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 34

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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331 Irving's skin will be tighter, firmer, and he'll look like a different man. You'll be amazed. Get ready, Irving.
332 Is it getting hot in here?
333 It seems that an irate group of citizens led by the celebrity Mr. Carl Reiner, has filed a class-action suit against Mr. Johnson, and his Opti-Grab.
334 It's a masterpiece of understatement.
335 It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.
336 It's exciting'. It's just exciting to have this kind of life on the road. A guy and his dog.
337 It's him.
338 It's just that the banks are closed, and I'm not allowed to have cash coming in or going out 'cause I'm here alone for the first time. I don't want anything to happen.
339 It's on that wall. -Thank you.
340 It's out there all right, and if you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it. -See a doctor and get rid of it. -Good luck.

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