The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

401 Now, as a director, I am constantly using my eyes. And this Opti-Grab device has caused irreparable harm to my career.

402 Now, I only have two things. My friends and uh... my thermos.

403 Oh! I couldn't afford this, anyway.

404 Oh! I missed.

405 Oh! Would it be too much if I asked for a kiss? -No.

406 Oh, baby. -Daddy.

407 Oh, Billy. Billy, you scared me half to death.

408 Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.

409 Oh, dear me. Your wife has given you another gold chain. I'd nearly forgotten.

410 Oh, God. I'll bet it's disgusting.

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