Oh! I couldn't afford this, anyway.

5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:29.615 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Like it? I love it! This is fabulous! I mean, you got the toilet here. This must be the kitchen. No.

- You know, what I could do is take this wall and just turn it this way, so I've got a much larger living space, plus it'll create a flow into the main living area. It'll be incredible.

- No, no, I'll just elevate this about 6 inches. Create the illusion of two rooms, and yet still have that flow.

- Then I can take bookshelves and put them here. No, I'll put the books right over here. That way I can be relaxed over here. The customers come in and use the urinal. I won't disturb them, they won't disturb me.

- Take it easy, it's not here. It's in here.

- Oh! I couldn't afford this, anyway.

- Well, this is it.

- It's perfect. I won't have to change this at all.

- Take a look. No kitchen, no windows, no chairs, no tables.

- It's a masterpiece of understatement.

[...]

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