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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

Take a look. No kitchen, no windows, no chairs, no tables.

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5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:41.427 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Then I can take bookshelves and put them here. No, I'll put the books right over here. That way I can be relaxed over here. The customers come in and use the urinal. I won't disturb them, they won't disturb me.

- Take it easy, it's not here. It's in here.

- Oh! I couldn't afford this, anyway.

- Well, this is it.

- It's perfect. I won't have to change this at all.

- Take a look. No kitchen, no windows, no chairs, no tables.

- It's a masterpiece of understatement.

- I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb. I'll bring some sheets from the house. You'll be set for life.

- Gosh! How much is this gonna cost me?

- Nothin'.

- When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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