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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb. I'll bring some sheets from the house. You'll be set for life.

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comfortcomfort zonehomeminimalismpracticality

6 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:48.619 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh! I couldn't afford this, anyway.

- Well, this is it.

- It's perfect. I won't have to change this at all.

- Take a look. No kitchen, no windows, no chairs, no tables.

- It's a masterpiece of understatement.

- I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb. I'll bring some sheets from the house. You'll be set for life.

- Gosh! How much is this gonna cost me?

- Nothin'.

- When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.

- A postcard, huh? Okay. It's a deal.

- It's a deal.

- What are those?

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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