A Christmas Story (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Download or listen to sound clips of famous quotes, funny lines and sayings from the movie A Christmas Story (1983). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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11 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

12 Santa! Yeah, I'll ask Santa. -Of course. Santa. The big man. The head honcho. The connection.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

13 It was all over. I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture?

14 Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! A fuse is out.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

15 Killed another one. Oh, he's a deadeye, ain't he?

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

16 Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

17 You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

18 Don't bother me. I'm thinking.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley)

19 I'll knock off two bucks because I can see you're a man who knows his trees.

20 Randy, will you eat? There are starving people in China.

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