A Christmas Story (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Download or listen to sound clips of famous quotes, funny lines and sayings from the movie A Christmas Story (1983). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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21 Well, it is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award. I won it.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

22 Well, it's a blue ball. Oh, it's a bowling ball.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

23 Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.

24 A bona fide garley turkicanus freak.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

25 I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

26 Oh, no, it was the classic mother BB-gun block: You'll shoot your eye out.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

27 We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

28 Yeah, he won that. It's a major award.

29 You filthy system!

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

30 You stay away from that turkey. It's got an hour to cook. You'll get worms.

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