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A Christmas Story (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Download or listen to sound clips of famous quotes, funny lines and sayings from the movie A Christmas Story (1983). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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1 Life is like that. Sometimes at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

2 Every family has a kid who won't eat.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

3 Now, it is well-known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

4 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

5 Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

6 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

7 They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

8 And there I am, with that dumb, round face and that stupid stocking cap.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

9 Getting rich is hard work, kid. Come on.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

10 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

— Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin)

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