Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

6 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:12:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, blast it!

- Blurred rattle crash camel flirt!

- You block-head battled piece jerk off trash!

- In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

- Gollywop-dopter-crop-dop-fratenhouse-stickelfeiffer!

- Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

(GRUNTING)

- Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late.

- All right, Ralph.

- My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

- What? What is it? What is it?

[...]

A Christmas Story (1983) Sound Clip

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Download or listen to sound clips of famous quotes, funny lines and sayings from the movie A Christmas Story (1983). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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