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Come on. You're perfect. If you join us, everything that belongs to you, belongs to me, too.

11 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, you may call me Hidalgo.

- I wander the northwest territory searching for a fabulous place.

- A place where the earth trembles and speaks, and a white cross marks the location of an age-old secret.

- And what is the secret?

- Ahh. You try to trick me with your deceiving questions, huh? But you will learn nothing. Not unless you join us.

- Come on. You're perfect. If you join us, everything that belongs to you, belongs to me, too.

- And if I don't?

- Then we tear out your heart, cut off your limbs, and skin you alive.

- I'll join.

- Good. I'm delighted.

- Ha ha!

- Ha ha ha!

- Now this should dull your senses.

- All right.

- Ow! What are you doing? What, are you trying to kill me? Ow! Put it down!

- Put the thing down and pull my tooth!

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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