Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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11 Thank you, sir. I strive for excellence in all my various trades.
12 Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, make no mistake. We will face danger from savages and from bears.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

13 Besides, we come from different worlds. You are primitive, and you follow your baser instincts.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

14 Don't you know any other goddamn tune? Huh? -No, sir.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

15 Enough! Do you want my head to explode? In the name of all that is good and decent, no more for today!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

16 Fire! My furniture. My draperies. My women!
17 Here's an idea... You take off running into the woods, and I try to count to 3 before I put another hole in your hairy french _!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

18 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! It's only a squirrel. -He's got something in his hand! Something in his hand!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

19 I've been to new Orleans. It's wonderful. I've been there as well. The food alone is worth the trip.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

20 My hands will grow rough, my teeth may yellow, I might even experience a soreness in the joints.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

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