Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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21 Some of them flies were there before I got in.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

22 The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

23 They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

24 Unfortunately, as you can see, the boats have been fully loaded, and we haven't even taken on my hats and tea service.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

25 What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists? -Drink. -Drink?

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

26 You mean a fork... -That would depend on the tribe.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

27 Got a drippy dong, eh? -No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry), Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

28 All right, men. Fun, fun.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

29 And we are all in this together. We are no different from one another. Except, of course, for our rank in society And in this company.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

30 By the way, you smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.

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