Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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31 Ha ha ha! Why do I laugh? You see, of the hundreds of language that I speak fluent, this is not one of them.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

32 Hey, what you looking at? -The moon. I was looking at the moon. For me, the moon brings to mind 'romance.'

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

33 I can make medicine that will cure him, but I will need the egg of an eagle, or he will die.

34 Maybe now you'll agree drinking has its benefits.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

35 Oh, yeah! And to be completely honest, sir, I have no brother. It was me! I ate sheep _! I swear! I did!

36 Ohh. But what about the bear?

— Bidwell (David Packer)

37 President Jefferson, I implore you. If we do not give bears the right to vote, they will rise up. And bears will be in congress, and we will be the ones performing in carnivals wearing little hats.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

38 She's not my wife. Not my wife. I buy her. She belong to me as a property.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

39 Sir? An old saying... 'White water in the morning.' -Yes? -That's it.

40 Thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation may cause me to forget my manners in such fine company.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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