Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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51 You there, fingering that stomach wound, stand up and tell us a little about yourself.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

52 You're too late! We beat you! -Yeah! Go home, losers!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

53 Either you're brave, or you're stupid. -Perhaps there's not much difference between the two.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

54 He look in our tent. He look at my woman. He saw her breast.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

55 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

56 I don't see how it's possible, for the river to flow up and over those mountains to the western sea.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

57 I got it, I got it, I got it. Mull... Hawba... Tey... Ti... -Yes, it's a tavern.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

58 I want them in their underthings when they die. That makes it much worse, don't you think?
59 I'll say it before and I said it again: any man who look on her will die.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

60 Next man who leaves for New Orleans will do so with a lead ball in his back!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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