Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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51 You're too late! We beat you! -Yeah! Go home, losers!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

52 Either you're brave, or you're stupid. -Perhaps there's not much difference between the two.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

53 He look in our tent. He look at my woman. He saw her breast.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

54 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

55 I don't see how it's possible, for the river to flow up and over those mountains to the western sea.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

56 I got it, I got it, I got it. Mull... Hawba... Tey... Ti... -Yes, it's a tavern.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

57 I want them in their underthings when they die. That makes it much worse, don't you think?

58 I'll say it before and I said it again: any man who look on her will die.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

59 Next man who leaves for New Orleans will do so with a lead ball in his back!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

60 Nice? My hair is magnificent. It's long and soft, and shines with a light that comes from within. Can't you see it? -Yes. It's beautiful. -Beautiful, yes.

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