Quotes with Sound Clips from Almost Heroes (1998) - Page 6

Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

51 You got your brother to eat sheep dung. Yes, that's a very amusing story.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

52 You scratch your nose, you're dead.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

53 You there, fingering that stomach wound, stand up and tell us a little about yourself.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

54 You're too late! We beat you! -Yeah! Go home, losers!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

55 Either you're brave, or you're stupid. -Perhaps there's not much difference between the two.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

56 He look in our tent. He look at my woman. He saw her breast.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

57 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

58 I don't see how it's possible, for the river to flow up and over those mountains to the western sea.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

59 I got it, I got it, I got it. Mull... Hawba... Tey... Ti... -Yes, it's a tavern.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

60 I want them in their underthings when they die. That makes it much worse, don't you think?