Quotes with Sound Clips from Almost Heroes (1998) - Page 5

Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

41 Sir? An old saying... 'White water in the morning.' -Yes? -That's it.

42 Thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation may cause me to forget my manners in such fine company.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

43 The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!

— Bidwell (David Packer)

44 These bears are wild, mind you, not trained carnival bears with... little hats.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

45 Uh... I've had my head under a petticoat or two.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

46 Well, hello, baldy. Hey, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!

47 When the history books are written, Lewis and Clark will be but a footnote to a footnote, and I, sir, will be the note!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

48 Will that be it? -Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

49 You almost got us killed just so you could be famous. Well, I ain't taking no more. I'm quitting this expedition.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

50 You are surrounded by an army of Indian braves who, on my command, will descend upon you with all the fury of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)