Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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41 The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!

— Bidwell (David Packer)

42 These bears are wild, mind you, not trained carnival bears with... little hats.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

43 Uh... I've had my head under a petticoat or two.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

44 Well, hello, baldy. Hey, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!

45 Will that be it? -Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

46 You almost got us killed just so you could be famous. Well, I ain't taking no more. I'm quitting this expedition.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

47 You are surrounded by an army of Indian braves who, on my command, will descend upon you with all the fury of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

48 You got your brother to eat sheep dung. Yes, that's a very amusing story.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

49 You scratch your nose, you're dead.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

50 You there, fingering that stomach wound, stand up and tell us a little about yourself.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

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