Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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61 I'll say it before and I said it again: any man who look on her will die.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

62 Next man who leaves for New Orleans will do so with a lead ball in his back!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

63 Nice? My hair is magnificent. It's long and soft, and shines with a light that comes from within. Can't you see it? -Yes. It's beautiful. -Beautiful, yes.
64 No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.
65 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

66 Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.
67 Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. -Yeah, right.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

68 Revenge is sweet, sir.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

69 Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice... -Taxidermy? -No. I was going to say dentistry.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

70 True enough, sir. I have had my share of bad luck.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

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