Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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61 No. I am going to cut her hair off because it's not as beautiful as mine.

62 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

63 Oh. Well, I'm primarily a taxidermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I've preserved.

64 Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. -Yeah, right.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

65 Revenge is sweet, sir.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

66 Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice... -Taxidermy? -No. I was going to say dentistry.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

67 True enough, sir. I have had my share of bad luck.

— Bidwell (David Packer)

68 Wait. How'd you get down here? -We found an Indian trail. -It was very nice. -Yes. They even carved little steps.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Bidwell (David Packer)

69 Well, that's quite an army, huh? I mean, why should we fight? Maybe if we wait a couple hours, they'll die of old age.

70 What? No. No, no, no! Get out of the way, you big french oaf!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

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