Quotes with Sound Clips from Almost Heroes (1998) - Page 8

Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

71 Wait. How'd you get down here? -We found an Indian trail. -It was very nice. -Yes. They even carved little steps.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Bidwell (David Packer)

72 Well, that's quite an army, huh? I mean, why should we fight? Maybe if we wait a couple hours, they'll die of old age.

73 What? No. No, no, no! Get out of the way, you big french oaf!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

74 When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

75 When I said the worst was over, perhaps I spoke too soon, but now surely...

— Bidwell (David Packer)

76 When I saw the naked Indian woman, I had certain impure thoughts. Something in me has changed out here in the wilds.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

77 Whose idea was the corn?

78 Yes...Yes, clever twist on the end there.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

79 You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey.

80 You realize, of course, this woman of yours is made of straw. -Oh, yes, sir. I figure that's why she burned so easy.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)