Quotes with Sound Clips from Almost Heroes (1998) - Page 8

Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

71 What? No. No, no, no! Get out of the way, you big french oaf!

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

72 When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

73 When I said the worst was over, perhaps I spoke too soon, but now surely...

— Bidwell (David Packer)

74 When I saw the naked Indian woman, I had certain impure thoughts. Something in me has changed out here in the wilds.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

75 Whose idea was the corn?

76 Yes...Yes, clever twist on the end there.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

77 You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey.

78 You realize, of course, this woman of yours is made of straw. -Oh, yes, sir. I figure that's why she burned so easy.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

79 You said something about my hair. -No. -Why not? You don't like my hair?

80 You wanna be alone so you can shake hands with ben Franklin, huh? You know, polish the pewter.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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