Almost Heroes (1998) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot)

3 more actors

, David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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81 You're a smart man. After I kill you, I'll have to look at your brain to see if it's different from, you know, other brains I might have seen.

82 You're not like these other men. You're softer... More delicate. -In a rather rough way, right?

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

83 Ahh. You try to trick me with your deceiving questions, huh? But you will learn nothing. Not unless you join us.

84 An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

85 For the love of God, man! It says 'welcome to Snakes Bend'!

86 He went down for water by the creek, and while he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding, and placed into it not one, but 2 large pieces of sheep _.

87 Here we go.

88 I fear the bear has killed Mr. Bidwell, sir. He's failed to communicate with me by way of his ear.

89 I just thought I'd tell you there's already a problem with the men's morale.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

90 I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

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