When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

14 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:04:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- On march 25, 1804, Bartholomew Hunt, a tracker employed by the army of the United States of America...

- Was found guilty of drunken and disorderly conduct in the presence of an officer.

- Then later, he forced that officer to waltz with him through a crowded mess hall.

(Woman gasps)

- Have you anything to say?

- Yes, I do.

- When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!

- Hang him! Hang him! Hang him! Hang him! Hang him, then shoot him!

- May god have mercy on this man.

(Woman gasps) (2)

- Out of the way! Get back. Get back. Out of the way. Get back. Out of the way.

(Bartholomew chocking)

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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