- The last rites.
- No, no. There'll be none of that. Please do not try to bury me before I'm dead. Go away.

11 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:53:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- 29 October. What I had hoped was an early dusting turned out to be somewhat more.

- Our journey is half finished, but our food supply is nearly depleted.

- The only man who seems to be thriving is Pratt, who is eating what remains of his straw woman.

- As for me, I seem to have come down with a slight chill.

- What? What? What? What do you think you're doing?

- The last rites.

- No, no. There'll be none of that. Please do not try to bury me before I'm dead. Go away.

- Mama.

- I can make medicine that will cure him, but I will need the egg of an eagle, or he will die.

- The egg of an eagle? That's all?

- That is all.

- You know, the last creatures we saw were way down below the snow line.

- You're a very brave man to do this for your friend.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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