I pooped a hammer.
3 seconds sound clip from the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:34:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yes, I can. I can think of a lot of things to say. Like you're a dirty bitch.
- Well, Ron, I'm going to put poison...
- I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
- I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
- I pooped a Cornish game hen.
- You do not take a tone with me 'cause I will give you a rap right on the Jack Johnson.
- OK. (4)
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