23 Movie Quotes about Poop with Audio

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1 Oh, poop.

Jason Segel as Vector in Despicable Me

2 I will not eat cat poop.

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

3 My beautiful May-vay, let me wipe all your poop away.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

4 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 You are going to eat that cat poop!

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

6 I see. So he was a classy guy, always a gentleman. A working man, who... -Who just stepped in doggy poopy. -Oh!

Bill Pullman as Jack Callaghan; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

7 Pray tell, just how do I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poop?

Quote from Last Action Hero

8 It just like old times. Maybe you two go take poop together.

9 Why, we even pooped together.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

10 You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poop mouth. Poop out of your mouth.

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy