23 Movie Quotes about Poop (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about poop, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Oh, poop.

Jason Segel as Vector in Despicable Me

2 I will not eat cat poop.

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

3 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 My beautiful May-vay, let me wipe all your poop away.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

5 You are going to eat that cat poop!

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

6 You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poop mouth. Poop out of your mouth.

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

7 Why, we even pooped together.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

8 It just like old times. Maybe you two go take poop together.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

9 Pray tell, just how do I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poop?

Quote from Last Action Hero

10 I see. So he was a classy guy, always a gentleman. A working man, who... -Who just stepped in doggy poopy. -Oh!

Bill Pullman as Jack Callaghan; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)