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I had a mother lined up for him, but she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guy.

6 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:33:27.781 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity. I got an emergency problem with this kid here. Is Arthur Brooks around?

- Yeah. I'll go get him for you.

- Hey, you, can you just sit over there for a while? Stay where I can see you. I gotta talk to this guy.

- Mr. Gerrity? Hi. Arthur Brooks.

- How are you? I need to speak with you.

- I didn't tell you to come down to the office, did I? 'Cause I was gonna send you the final paperwork in the mail.

- It's, like, the opposite of that. Look, I can't manage this kid. I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.

- Mistake?

- I had a mother lined up for him, but she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guy.

- The kid just won't stop peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.

- I think he'd be better off with his natural mother.

- Well, she passed away last night, Mr. Gerrity.

- She had cancer. She must have sensed that her time was running short and that she wanted her son to be with the natural father. It makes sense.

- Look, if you don't wanna take care of Julian, we'll take him, but I gotta tell you, man, he's gonna have to chill for a while in a group home.

- Group home? What is that, like, an orphanage?

- Yeah. We don't call them that anymore.

[...]

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Big Daddy Sound Clip

Big Daddy 1999

Funny quotes from the movie Big Daddy (1999), with short sound clips.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax), Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney), Jon Stewart (Kevin Gerrity), Rob Schneider (Nazo), Dylan and Cole Sprouse (Julian McGrath), Leslie Mann (Corinne Maloney), Joseph Bologna (Lenny Koufax)

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