Christmas Vacation (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Download free sound clips of voice quotes and sound effects sampled from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard that you can use as custom computer sounds. All wav audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen), Randy Quaid (Eddie)

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Christmas Vacation (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, _-less, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey _ he is!

12 Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

13 A word of warning, though. If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.

14 Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

15 Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

16 I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him.

17 I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed ignorant...

18 Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.

19 Surprised? If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

20 We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us. Corporate cards.

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