Surprised? If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
8 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:43:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- That's something, ain't it? You pet him on the belly and he'll love you till the day you die.
- I really shouldn't. My hands are all chapped.
- We were gonna call, but Eddie wanted to make it a surprise.
- We have plenty of room. We have plenty of towels. We have plenty of everything.
- We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight but we didn't come to impose.
- Hell, there's plenty of room.
- Quit being so damn polite, Ed.
- Oh. Cathrine and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know.
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