A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.
— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)
5 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Wonderful! I can't wait to come bouncing back into your life again.
- No dice, Margaret. Call me in another 12 years.
- Hello?
- I have decided to close this case as of this moment. A check will be in the mail for you tomorrow.
- Please do not try to contact me as I will be out of town for some time.
- Juliet, has someone got a gun to your head? Juliet!
- A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.
- Was Juliet crazy like her sister?
- Had she fallen in love with the cab driver on the way to the drugstore?
- Or was she a member of the Carlotta conspiracy and had set me up?
- Finally, I arrived at a very important conclusion. Shit on her!
[...]