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Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

Jingle All the Way

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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1 And by the way, in accordance with the laws of supply and demand, the new list price on each figure just doubled.

— Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

2 Dear Santa, could you send me a bike and a Slinky? No! Your father's been laid off!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

3 For every little boy who opens a present Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

4 I don't need the right answer to win! I got this! -And what's that? -This, Mr. Track Star, is a homemade explosive device!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

5 Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry. I'm really late for my son's karate class.

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

6 Where's your Christmas spirit?

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

7 'Cause, Dad, when someone makes a promise, they definitely should keep it. You know, it's like what Turbo Man says: 'Always keep your promises if you want to keep your friends'.

— Jamie Langston (Jake Lloyd)

8 But you know what? I'm one step ahead of you.. Because I've got a bigger brain.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

9 He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot and goodness knows he didn't want a lot.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

10 No, not true! I recycle!

— (Martin Mull)

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