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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Depart at this time, and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles already.

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10 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:26:00 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing!

- You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms.

- If you'll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!

- In the name of God and the glory of our...

- Right! That settles it!

- Depart at this time, and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles already.

- Walk away, just ignore them.

- And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk!

- And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, stuffy English knights!

(JEERING)

[...]

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Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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