Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips

Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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1 Summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn.

2 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

— Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones)

3 So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

4 One day, lad, all this will be yours. -What, the curtains? -No, not the curtains. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land.

— Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones), Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

5 Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

6 I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

7 I fart in your general direction.

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

8 Oh, king? That's very nice. How did you get that? By exploiting the workers!

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

9 When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

10 And don't apologize. Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this, and, forgive me that, and, I'm not worthy.

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

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