Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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31 I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please come and rescue me.

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

32 If you'll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!

33 Oh, king? That's very nice. How did you get that? By exploiting the workers!

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

34 The knights who say Ni demand a sacrifice.

35 Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. But she is a witch.

— Sir Robin (Eric Idle)

36 What is this test, knights who until recently said Ni?

37 Who would cross the Bridge of Death, must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side he see.

38 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

39 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!

40 You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms.

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

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