You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:25:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- How dare you profane this place with your presence?

- I command you, in the name of the knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God himself has guided us.

- How you English say? One more time, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser!

- So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent, running about, advancing behaviour.

- I wave my private parts at your aunties.

- You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

- In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

- No chance, English bed-wetting types.

- I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing!

- You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms.

- If you'll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!

[...]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Sound Clip

Monty Python and the Holy Grail  Cover

Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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