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- Don't you want to haggle?
- No.

2 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:53:08.443 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Open up!

- You haven't given us time to hide.

- Don't pass judgment on other people or you might get judged yourself.

- What?

- I said, don't pass judgment on other people or else you might get judged too.

- Who, me?

- Yes.

- Oh. Thank you very much.

- Not just you. All of you.

- That's a nice gourd.

- What?

- How much do you want for the gourd?

- You can have it.

- Have it?

- Yes.

- Consider the lilies.

- Don't you want to haggle?

- No.

- In the field.

- What's wrong with it?

- Nothing. Take it.

- Consider the lilies?

- Well, the birds, then.

- What birds?

- Any birds.

- Why?

- Well, have they got jobs?

- Who?

- The birds.

- Have the birds got jobs?

- What's the matter with him?

- Says the birds are scrounging.

[...]

Monty Python's Life of Brian Sound Clip

Monty Python's Life of Brian poster

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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