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- I know where to get it, if you want it.
- What?

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:18:11.971 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- How many have come through?

- Oh, dear. I make it ninetyf ninetyf ninetyf... ninetysix, sir.

- It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?

- No, sir. Not with these bastards, sir.

- Crucifixion's too good 'em, sir.

- I don't think you can say it's too good for them. It's very nasty.

- Oh, it's not as not as nasty as something I just thought up, sir.

- Yeah.

- Now, crucifixion?

- Is there someone I can speak to?

- I know where to get it, if you want it.

- What?

- Don't worry about him, sir. He's deaf and mad, sir.

- Well, how did he get the job?

- Bloody Pilate's pet, sir.

- Get a move on, Big Nose. There's people waitin' to be crucified out here.

- Could I see a lawyer or someone?

- Do you have a lawyer?

- No, but I'm a Roman.

- How about a retrial? We got plenty of time.

- Shut up, you! (2)

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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